halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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