My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city