He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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