is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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