Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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