On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
My pussy is not your playground.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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