you turned your livingroom into a bong?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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