Im at strip club and am horny
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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