Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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