Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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