He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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