how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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