need another drink. this is the easiest way
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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