Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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