he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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