There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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