Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
