Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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