We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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