I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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