idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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