I must be too annoying 4 u.
You made me cry and you don't even care
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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