everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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