I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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