belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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