a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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