Just mADE A PArabola og urine
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
i out mim tonsoeep
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