My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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