if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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