They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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