Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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