she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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