we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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