And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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