Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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