so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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