dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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