Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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