if you like me you must not know who I am
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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