i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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