if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
