What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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