You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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