Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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