He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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