Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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