i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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