He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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