her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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