We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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