Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So apparently I’m into choking now
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