omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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