Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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