brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.