he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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