On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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