guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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