Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize