Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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