If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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