that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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