This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
you will always have a special place in my vag
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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