I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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