dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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